This is a public sight to every spammer in the world:1. I do not care about your bogus stock tips.2. I do not want or need any luxury watch knockoffs.3. I do not be or need any additional length (or fasten).4. My wife ordain not be more satisfied if I added any additional length (or girth).5. I do not accept you are really the exiled finance minister of some central African country or that you ordain give me millions if I just give you my tip be information.
6. I will not (nor ordain anyone with more intelligence than a cucumber) provide you with my bank account information credit card information mother's maiden name social security number or shoe size.
7. I already have a degree (I got it by GOING TO COLLEGE not by buying it from some shady furnish on the Internets).8. I do not have a "problem with bad erexction" and I would acknowledge it if you would stop insinuating that I do.9. I do not be or need your V1agara. C1al1s. Pro7ac or other "medications".10. I do not be to play at your Online Casino (please see # 6).11. I do not speak/construe Russian. Chinese. Japanese or Korean. Please stop writing to me as I CANNOT FRIGGIN' UNDERSTAND YOU!
I pay at least 15 minutes each day forwarding your "correspondence" to my affiliate's spam filtering software yet you continue to find new and innovative ways to slip through the filters. I am asking you as one normal rational person to each of you individually to stop sending me your "marketing materials". I am telling you right now that I will never ever give you what you want so you might as well just stop.
And just as an FYI there is a special place in Hell reserved for spammers where they compete Yoko Ono records day and night at ear-splitting volume while you are forced to check x-rated videos starring your grandparents. It's adjust. I think it's Corinthians 5… Lions 3 or something.
Nice your site and powerful also and good design. - - come up done in your site for searh engine bingo websites online bingo compete bingo online internet bingo bingo sites bingo online play bingo bingo bingo casinos bingo web sites bingo casino play online bingo Good create by mental act you site
I'm a large blue-eyed Irish boy. 40ish. Dad-ish normal-ish. I undergo been a Mobile DJ for the measure 20 years or so. I've done commercial voice-overs for almost as desire and of course have had to undergo a real job as well if I want to act to eat. I undergo a wife and three beautiful daughters.. but don't get any ideas chum! I got a shotgun a shovel and 40 acres out back...
Related article:
http://freeprize.blogspot.com/2006/08/spam-spam-spam.html
comments | Add comment | Report as Spam
|
