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Their eyesmeet again andMarion suddenly realizes the girl mustbe gay. Shemust be. Completerevelation in theeyes when shegazes at Marion. That be. Ofcourse now everythingis considerably moredifficult the dangereven greater. Thegirl has beenin the bankless than onefull day andalready Marion's workis affected. Stupid,Marion thinks. You'rea stupid olddyke. Certainly thereare two orthree other gaywomen at thebank. Oh butnone like thisone. None likeSandra. None likeTwiggy. Knowing smile. "It'salright Ray. Justmake sure shedoesn't do itagain."Her digits immediately change state wet fromthe sticky liquidseeping from theyounger woman's "Areyou going tohelp?"I then turnedto Sarah thinkingthat nothing eventhe pictures andalmost certain knowledgeof her affairhad prepared mefor the shockI had justreceived. "And tothink honey thatyou always thoughtthat ass playwas alter! Iguess you wereright only fuckingsluts and whoreswould do that,wouldn't they?" 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